Watch the Dogs Launch Into Outer Space
You know, I really don't know what to make of Watch_Dogs 2 anymore. On the one hand, it does look like a hell of a lot of fun, everything you could ever ask for from a sandbox. It's got stunts, explosions, ridiculous hair, all the good stuff. On the other, it looks dumb as shit.…
Quantum Break
Remedy and I have an interesting relationship. On the one hand, their concepts are always rather intriguing, promising a great deal of potential for narratives and themes that I can really throw myself behind. With games created by a team that clearly have some genuine talent, with gloriously pretentious tastes that really tickle the self-indulgent…
Mass Effect Andromeda Initiative Is…a New Trailer
The mysterious Andromeda Initiative has been revealed to be...a trailer, and not a particularly good one at that. Adopting a recurrent sound akin to the Inception “BWONG" interspersed between snippets of bombastic actiony sequences. Mass Effect: Andromeda seems to be promising us...more Mass Effect. Don't get me wrong, it looks very pretty, and certainly feels…
Release the Deathwing Upon the Beta Xeno’s Horde
I might as well just write up a transcript of the above trailer, because there isn't much else to say. Space Hulk: Deathwing now has a December release date and an incoming beta for “a limited number” of pre-order customers which will begin some time next week. The Beta will consist of the game's tutorial,…
EA Asks You to Join the Andromeda Initiative… Whatever…
In a trailer featuring some chap in a fine piece of N7 armour walking on the moon (there isn't enough gravity to walk!) EA invites us, pioneers and explorers, to journey to a new galaxy for a story that starts 600 years from now in the latest Mass Effect: Andromeda teaser. All we have to do, is…
THQ Nordic: Of Comanches and Delta Force
Continuing their trend of compiling a comprehensive catalog of the most beloved niche titles available, THQ Nordic broke out the chequebook again. This time acquiring pretty much everything created by Novalogic, this includes the Comanche, F-22 and Delta Force series. There's no concrete plans for actual sequels as yet, but Reinhard Pollice, Business and Product…
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutants in Manhattan
Everybody move along, nothing to see here. No fun allowed! Wait, what, you mean you actually like fun? And you’re willing to do more than make a knee jerk reaction to something from your childhood, that would never be able to live up to the hype? Because even though you don’t know what you actually…
Watch, Dogs at Play
We have a trifecta of Watch_Dogs 2 goodies for you today. Featuring some actual, honest to peanuts dogs and the infamous Zodiac killer as a pre-order bonus! The Zodiac I mean, the dogs come with every version of the game. About time too. Now all we need is to find out that the Zodiac is…
It’s Little Dark on the Third Side Say THQ Nordic
OMG guys! Darksiders is coming in threes...with We Sing and The Dwarves hitting shelves on November 22nd and December 1st respectively. Anyway, the real news here is that the Darksiders: Warmastered Edition is hitting consoles on November 22nd, and PC a week later (29th) but there's a twist. See, the press release tells us Darksiders…
Arise Wang and Co
When Shadow Warrior 2 meets Stan Bush, you know you're in for something truly special. And that would be two minutes of gratuitous, stylised and deliciously self-indulgent group carnage. Yes, that's right, it's not just the Wang that will be fucking these demons, with online, four player co-op to add ever more carnage to the…
Triangles Abound as Batman Meets the New World Order
In Telltale’s Batman Episode 3: New World Order, as Gotham comes to terms with the events of Episode 2, a violent altercation involving the Penguin that was broadcast live, our boy Batman already has his work cut out for him. Then along comes Selina Kyle (Catwoman) to muddy the waters by distracting old Brucie baby…
Hail To the 20 Year Old King Baby!
One thing is for sure, this is the week of 20th anniversary gaming. First it was Rise of the Tomb Raider, and now Duke Nukem is back to (re)join the party. Consisting of the full, unabashedly crass Duke Nukem 3D, the original dev team have come back together to add a bunch of new content…
Launch of the Tomb Raider
There are only a few days left, do you have your 100k credits in Rise of the Tomb Raider yet, because there's a lot to look forward to in the update next week. Including a bunch of new skins from the older games, new single player content about Lara's Mother and her ownership of the…
Lara: A Credit to Tomb Raider and You
With the anniversary edition of Rise of the Tomb Raider only a week away, Square Enix (or as I call them SqueEnix) and Crystal Dynamics have opted to give everyone a lofty sum of 100,000 in-game credits in celebration of Lara's 20th"birthday". The chappies that allow you to buy cards for expeditions mode, to do…
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