You know, I really don’t know what to make of Watch_Dogs 2 anymore. On the one hand, it does look like a hell of a lot of fun, everything you could ever ask for from a sandbox. It’s got stunts, explosions, ridiculous hair, all the good stuff. On the other, it looks dumb as shit.

It’s clearly trying to make some kind of political statement, but it’s going for that disaffected youth angle that was really big in the nineties, all ennui and misanthropy. Running with that could be fun, but when the message itself is presented through the same lens…meh, there are explosions I suppose, there is that.

Meanwhile, yet a-fucking-gain, the PC release is lagging behind consoles. We’re getting it on the 25th, whilst everyone else gets it on the 15th. F YOU…bisoft.