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NEWS 13 Jul 2026­ by L Coulsen

War Thunders Through Africa

There's a test coming from taking modern tech to the cradle of mankind. You can apply, right now, to take part over on the website. It's shaping up to be a pretty big update. More details can be found via the included video, press release and previously mentioned site. Because there's just too much to…
NEWS 10 Jul 2026­ by L Coulsen

A School Full of Unicorns

What's better than a horse? A horse with a whopping great, shiny horn sticking out of its bonce, of course. And what's better than one unicorn? An entire school full of them. You can see where this is going. An official tie-in with the Netflix series, you can sign up as a new student and,…
NEWS 07 Jul 2026­ by L Coulsen

It’s Time to Step Into The Alley

We haven't heard much since the initial announcement, but that's about to change. Already has, really. With the official release date now being set at only two weeks away. The 24th, to be precise. Not much longer and we can finally find out exactly what is going on with that cat. 'Cause dayum does it…
NEWS 06 Jul 2026­ by L Coulsen

When Cats Go Rogue(like)

Have you ever thought cats aren't dangerous enough? Really? But weird, but okay. And boy, do we have the game for you! Just stick 'em in a giant mech and have them beat the tar out of each other. I mean, what more do you need to know? Currently set for release sometime towards the…
NEWS 02 Jul 2026­ by L Coulsen

Come On You Apes, You Wanna’ Wash Forever?

Daily showers are good for your hygiene. Would you like to know more? What do you mean 'no'? Well, you're gonna' learn anyway. Grab the soap, kid, it's time to hit the showers. Literally. Just check the included video if you don't believe us. In other news, the game's also getting dailies. Weird it took…
NEWS 02 Jul 2026­ by L Coulsen

Your Mail Has Been Delayed…by Cats

Sadly, your mail, I mean the game, is going to be a few days late. But really, what can you expect from cats? They need all that extra time to nap and knock things off shelves. Now set to release on July 9th, it's not exactly long to wait. Literally all of three days. In…
NEWS 02 Jul 2026­ by L Coulsen

Onimusha: Way of the Early Release

Despite what it says in the included video, which is less than a week old, the game will not, in fact, be releasing at the end of September. Oh no. You gotta' pump those numbers down. Take off an entire three weeks, and mark your calendars for September 4th, instead. Nice! But that's not all,…
NEWS 29 Jun 2026­ by L Coulsen

The Last Caretaker is Having a Whale of a Time

Like, an actual whale. Which appears to be some kind of submarine. In the mechanical sense, not just that it's, you know, an aquatic creature. Called Project Jonah (of course) it brings an entire questline, not just a big splash. A really big splash, you could say. You can read more in the press release,…
NEWS 25 Jun 2026­ by L Coulsen

Jumping Cat Flash Got the Gas Gas Gas

What do you do when you're responsible for the sole remaining petrol (gas) station in the world? You send kittens down the mines, of course. Well, they do more than just that, but saying they're going to work as cashiers isn't as eye-catching. Though they do that, too. The bigger update is a whole fishing…
NEWS 23 Jun 2026­ by L Coulsen

That Cat Sure Has a Big Package

Have you ever wanted to handle the mail? Have you ever wanted to be a cat? What about both...at the same time! Well, do we have the game for you. Yes, that's right, you can shuffle packages around, and be a cat. Do you really need any more than that? Well, there's a demo you…
NEWS 22 Jun 2026­ by L Coulsen

Beer Save Birmingham

So, we thought this was supposed to be some kind of survival thing, right? But, we didn't think it was the undead creatures that were struggling to survive. Because, yes, as the title suggests, the devs have added alcohol to the mix. Having spent time in Brum, I can tell you, this is a very…
NEWS 22 Jun 2026­ by L Coulsen

Garfield Won’t Even Release Games on Mondays

Thursdays are the typical day for games to launch, so it's probably a coincidence. But we like to think it's also a deliberate choice. After all, if there's one thing you know about Garfield...it's his love for lasagne. But if there at two...okay, if there are three things, it's his love for lasang, his disdain for…
NEWS 17 Jun 2026­ by L Coulsen

Cozy Tiny Steam

It's time for a cuteness overload. Already available on the Switch, the game's now set for a PC release at some (hopefully) not too distant point in the future. They're also running a giveaway in the lead-up. Details of that, and the game of course, can be found in the included press materials.
NEWS 17 Jun 2026­ by L Coulsen

PUBG Gets Singleplayer Co-op

Alongside Season 42, which is going to run for three months, there's a new co-op mode. Called Ally Duo. Which, as the name suggests, gives you an AI companion called Ella. Exactly how well she'll work in the real world...well, it's a limited time beta, so I suppose we'll soon see. We've included videos about…