It’s a DOTA card game called Artifact. Now move along, nothing to see here.

Yes, Valve really are the masters of epic level of trolling. It was all mysterious and suggestive, then it’s a card game, which are all the rage right now. There’s a teaser that makes it seem all epic and dark and brooding and stuff. And you know, it will probably, actually, be a really good game. Millions of people will play it, probably as a joke, and then get really hooked in.

But seriously, the only way they could have trolled us harder is if it was a Half-Life card game. And, you know, I’m actually still not 100% convinced that isn’t what it will end up being. Like a double bluff. And on the other hand, at least they’re actually making a game again, for once. Either way, there’s an official Twitter already up, running, and being harassed for beta access. With a steadily growing follower count that is, uhm, y’know, steadily growing.

Yeah I’m gonna’ play it. Shut up!