To explore new planets, new civilizations, to drink tea in exotic places and plant flags everywhere, as Her Majesty’s SPIFFING launches today.

Dealing with the aftermath of the disaster that was ‘the summer of 2016’, Britain found herself more isolated than before, being frustrated by this, Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth, decided that the elected representatives at Westminster were no longer fit for their positions.

Dissolving parliament and returning herself to full power and issuing changes, the nation was rebuilt, however knowing that more was needed, the Queen decreed that to get back to the stage that Britain once was, we had to turn to the stars, since going about it the old fashioned way, isn’t exactly liked any more.

Play as Captain Frank Lee English with his assistant, Sub-Lieutenant Aled Jones, as you endure claustrophobia, cosmic radiation and slowly succumb to madness as you explore the galaxy for non-other than Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth in a quest to make the Empire once more.

Do it for Her Majesty, for England and the other bits left too.