Space Just Goat Dangerous

The next Goat Simulator expansion is taking the piss out of Elite: Dangerous.

Wait, you want more detail? Seriously dude, do you even need it? Okay, okay, fine. The next Goat Simulator expansion is taking the piss out of every iconic sci-fi universe of the last forty years. And it looks dumb as shit. So, exactly what you want from Goat Simulator really. More bugs, more stupidity, more goats.

Due to arrive this Thursday (tomorrow) it’s probably deliberately intended to coincide with the upcoming Xbox Games With Gold June release schedule. Of which Goat Simulator is one. But fear not, this will be available across all major platforms at the same time, and will be just as idiotic on all of them. At a cost of some amount of money or other, and your dignity.

#MakeSpaceGreatAgain

Official Press Release

Goat Simulator ventures to the FREAKING STARS – Waste of Space expansion coming this Thursday!

#MakeSpaceGreatAgain. Joining the space ships and lazer beams bandwagon, Goat Simulator will release a brand new expansion titled Waste of Space on the 26th of May. In Waste of Space, you get to beat or trick people into crowdfunding you their hard-earned money, and then spend it on your own dreams of being a space McGyver in space or whatever space nerds do instead of huffing paint in their underwear like normal people.

Here are the features:

Visit space today or get old waiting for that other space game that you already paid for
Crowdfund a space colony and get other people to pay for it and do all the work!
Endless space full of planets to visit. but seriously it would take forever to go there so why bother
There is one planet nearby though. Go to that one
Fly and shoot stuff in space, because nobody makes games about flying and shooting in space anymore
Learn how to be a real bridge commander like that spock dude from mars or whatever
The biggest map in goat simulator history, filled to the brim with all kinds of crazy
No crew member will be left unromanced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Show your support for Waste of Space on social media by tweeting under the #MakeSpaceGreatAgain hashtag.