So, it sounds terribly gauche, but 'tis true. I have, in fact, been gaming for more than three decades. I played my first video game, a handheld, cheap plastic derivative of Space Invaders, at the age of only two years. From there I e gone up through arcades, home computers, every console generation since the NES/SEGA Master System and back around to the good ole PC. With such a heady (pretentiously self indulgent) gaming pedigree behind me, how could one resist the temptation to pass on my superior wisdom to the preceding generations?
'Cuz gamz wur betur wen ah wur a lad