The Proph Struts His Swag
Ever wondered what it would be like if our boy Prophet was a bigger queen than Sir Elton John? No? Well, you're going to anyway. A new trailer for Crysis 3 has popped up, with the Prophster opting for a new kind of mincing. The kind that involves being FABULOUS! Something which he does, well, fabulously. With a pelvic gyration that would put Elvis himself to shame, he minces his way through a hoard of Cell and Ceph who wouldn't know style if they knelt down in front of its massive pe...respective and took a full load (from a shotgun, get your mind out of the gutter) gleefully in the face. Which, conveniently enough, is what they get. Though it's from a bow, and there's no kneeling involved, but it amounts to the same thing. Check it out, it's undeniably the damn funniest thirty seconds of the day, then strike a pose down in the comments below girlfriend.