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Don't Worry, We Gat This!

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By Bobfish30-08-2014

To everyone who thought that Saints Row had reached the pinnacle of sheer what-the-fookery. Y'all clearly have no imagination. I present to you "I'm going to shoot the devil in the face". Yep, that's right folks, Gat is back (again) and he's going to hell. No, literally, as in, THE Hell, from the bible and shit. See, the boss of the Saints has been kidnapped by Beelzebub to, it seems, Marry his daughter. 'Cause who else would be good enough after all? So Jonny, and Kinzie (heart) are going along to rescue him in a standalone spin-off from Saints Row IV. But wait, I hear you cry, isn't it going to be a little more difficult than that? I mean, it's the devil? But no, Gat's already thought about this. He said "in the face."

The console peoples are also getting something called Saints Row IV: Re-elected for the newer consoles, so, yay for them? That's nice and all, but the real star here, as always, is Gat.  I mean, come on! Who doesn't want to be Jonny Gat? Well, come January 27th(US) or January 30th(everywhere else) you, literally, can be the world's most gatass mother-fu...


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I have no idea where the 'not' came from. Pretend that isn't there, and that's what I actually meant

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I said 3.

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It's not for Saints Row IV

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Another €50 DLC for Saints Row 3. I'm not surprised that I'm not surprised that I'm not surprised.